Harperism: Convert to your NEW Religion!

Hey losers! Goddess Harper is offering you lucky fucks the chance to convert to a NEW religion – it’s called Harperism and it’ll save your pathetic lives (well, it’ll help at least!) Consider this clip purchase as your first donation to the basket that’s being passed around My Church. you’ll be considering Me your Savior from now on because I’ll be giving your sad lives meaning. If you’re tired of the same ‘ole boring and pathetic christian church or wherever you go to worship, Harperism is for you! Just like the christian churches your wallet so they can claim a life of so-called poverty, I’ll be your wallets too except I’ll be up front about living large on your paychecks haha!

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